The Writer’s Coffee Shop Publishing House, $9.99 Nook book, ISBN-10 1612130291 See what I did there? Fifty Shades of Grey by E. All the suspense is gone, and since the sex scenes have just enough steam to go all limp and soggy, I feel a sudden nostalgia for the unfathomably ridiculous b.s. (I’m also reading a book called Shadowfell, in which no one gets spanked and modifiers are used appropriately, but that’s a review for another day.) You know, now that the characters are having sex, the book is actually less interesting.